11.30

Well, the great poo hunt is on.... I turned my back for two seconds and she was gone. I heard a noise from upstairs so went to investigate... got to the top of the stairs and my nose was assaulted by something that smelt like a thousand putrid sewers. Oh good - something else to clean up. But where is it? I let my nose follow the trail although my eyes were now starting to sting. Where is it? God knows... Not in the room where the stink was the strongest that's for sure.... this couldn't have just been a fart could it? Surely not. A full sweep of upstairs and there is nothing - surely something producing this sort of stench must be massive? Perhaps she's hidden it? Eaten the evidence?? Suppose I'd better find a gas mask and go and look again!