Politics

Well, only 3 weeks until the UK decides who gets the keys to number 10. It must be difficult for those who haven't decided who they are voting for. I just wish the politicians would tell the truth once in a while.
David Cameroon - no, you're not going to win an outright majority. Live with it and plan your campaign accordingly. Stop living in denial.
Ed Rubberband - Liar liar pants on fire. Of course you're going to go into coalition with the SNP if it means you can get into Downing Street. But of course you can't say this openly because it'll stop people voting for you - I mean come on, who wants the SNP to have any sort of influence over decision making in any government?
Nicola Stir-up - What planet are you on? What gives Scottish Nationalists this belief of entitlement? The Scots already get more money per head than the rest of the UK but you seem to think you are hard done by? Oh, and stop lying about the NHS. The SNP (who have control over health spending in Scotland) increased their spending on the NHS last year by 15.5 % and in the same period, the evil Tory party who are strangling the NHS to death increased spending by 22.8% - It seems to me that one of the biggest claims the SNP makes about the Tories is in fact a load of rubbish - but hey, it's politics, you're allowed to tell lies.
Nigel 'one-of-the-boys' Farage - well at least you have passion. I don't suppose UKIP will be anywhere near as popular at the ballot box as predicted but you never know. At least we sometimes see you telling the truth, even if it is unpopular. But please - explain how you can be such a hypocrite by being an MEP when your fundamental political belief is that we shouldn't be in the EU!
Oh, and I nearly forgot Nick Clogg. Not surprising really - have the Lib Dems even bothered campaigning this time around? They just seem to want to sell themselves to the highest bidder in a desperate attempt to stay in power. Not exactly the best thing for the country now is it?

So what are the choices?

A party who have scrimped and saved now promising to spend spend spend.
A party that put us into massive debt in the first place also promising to spend spend spend but make bigger cuts too.
A party that wants to move the treasury north of the border and spend it all on Scotland.
A party that wants to leave Europe, chuck out all immigrants and then spend spend spend.
A party that doesn't really know what it wants to do.

I think I may have to emigrate!